Ye ruz be yek marde migan cheshmet ghermeze
bad un mige e dard ham mikone
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Ye roz az ye haloo miporsan khunat kojast?
migeh tehran hamon dar zardeh
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yeki khabesh kheili sangin bud takhtsh mishkane
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Be pesare migan nazaret darbareye namzadi chie?
mige:mesle ine ke babat barat docharkhe bekhare nazare savar shi
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Donya 3 rokn dare:
1.aslan asheg nasho
2.age asheg shodi vase mashooght bemir
3.age mordi khak bar sare bi janbat konan
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midooni shabahate pesare mojarad ba mashin lebas shooee chie?
har do tookafan
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ye soal:gave hasan kachal ke na shir dareh na pestoon che joori shiresho bordan hendestoon?
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VOIGOOLANZJ : GALILE maho vadid mobarake, goshnegi sar shode bid mobarake, ramezoon tamoom varaft mobarake, eide FETR amade bid mobarake, (bagori barari).
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be ye motaad migan ba 45 o 46 o 48 o 47 jomle besaz ........ mige : chela panje mikeshi , chela shishe mishkani ,chela hashti na***** ,chela haf nemizani !!!!
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mamane be pesaresh mige midonam mohaye kh****eto keshidi sheyton golet zad pesare mige are vali on lagadi ke to shikamesh zadam ebtekare khodem bod
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shakhsi be hammam raft o bedoune in ke mouhasho khis kone beheshoun shampoo zad
azash porsidand chera in karo kardi?
goft:akhe rou shampoo neveshte shode boud baraye mouhaye khoshk
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ghazanfar o mibaran afrigh ye temsah behesh neshoun midan migan shoma tou keshvaretoun be in chi migid?
mige : ma ghalat bokonim be in chizi begim
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be ghazanfar migan azan begoo
mige az kojash begam
migan az avvalesh
mige : TIK TAK,TIK TAK
baraye sarfe jouei dar masraf bargh lotfan lampe safheye mobiletan ra khamoush konid
makhsousan kasani ke chand ta goushi darand ( ravabet omoumiye sherkat e bargh)
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2 nafar miran hotel;
avvali mire W.C. farangi dovvomi miyad kotakesh mizane
azash miporsan chera in karo kardi mige:
man do rouze daram az in cheshme aab mikhoram in oumade toush ride
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be sadeloh migan safar e haj chetor boud?
mige aali....
khiyabounash tamiz,borjash boland,mashina ham e akharin model....
ye jaye didani ham dasht ke kheyli sholough boud man naraftam
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daneshjoo gar aashegh shavad
bi parde mashrout mishavad
chizi shabih e aab havij
ba koofte makhloot mishavad
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ta hala deghat kardin hameye chizaye khoub khanoum hastand :
khorshid khanoum....
mahtab khanoum....
parvane khanoum....
amma hameye chizaye bad agha hastand :
agha dozde ...
agha gaveh....
agha gorge
بقیه در ادامه مطالب....
dishab khounamoun dozd oumade,dozde be man tajavoz karde
Afsare azash miporse:
mage shoma bidar boudin?
Pire zane mige:na
Afsare mige pas az koja fahmidid ke behetoun tajavoz shode?
Pire zane dar javab mige:
Akhe sobh ke bidar shodam didam jegaram khonak shode
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Ye bache taze be donya oumade boud , shire mamanesh o nemikhord
har zane digei ro ham ke avordand shire ouna ro ham nemikhord
Belakhare ye zan siyah poust miyaran bache az pestounesh shir mikhore
Babahe rou be bachash mikone mige ey pedar soukhte pas to shir kakaoue mikhasti
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Falgir: khanoum shoma farda shoharetoun mimire
Zan: ino ke khodam midounam begoo gire pilice miyouftam ya na?
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Vaghti ye zan mibine ke shoharesh be sourate zig zag dare tou hayat midave bayad chikar kone?
Hichi , bayad behtar hadaf begire va be shelik kardan edame bede
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Sade loh kelidesh ro tou mashin ja mizare
ta bere kelid saz biyare zan o bachash 2 sa'at tou mashin gir mikonand
mige : mesle vanet! sobha bari , shabha savari
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Be morghe migan be joone bachat ghasam bokhor
mige : be tokhmam
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3 nafar dashtan kenare khiyaboun golab be souratetoun ye kare khalafe adab anjam midadand
yeho police miyad be avali mige ey pedar soukhteh dari che ghalati mikoni?
mige : daram marg bar shah minevisam
police mige : khob eshkal nadareh
be dovomi mige : martikeh to dari chikar mikoni?
mige: daram minevisam esteghlal , Azadi, jomhouriye eslami
police mige : benevis eybi nadareh
be sevomi mige to dari chikar mikoni?
taraf hol mishe nemidouneste chi bege, mige:agha bavar *** man savad nadaram bia begir khodet har chi doust dari benevis
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ellate zelzele moshakhas shod : bana bar khabarhaye reside az sazmane zheo fizik ellate zelzele in bood ke ezrayeel mobile khod ra rooye vibre gozashte bood
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gofti "ey yaar" goftam "zahre maar" , gofti "ey noor" goftam "mordeshoor", gofti "az ghame doorie to bimaaram" goftam "be man che, mage man parastaaram
ranande mige: shoma ke 2 nafarid!
migan: mage khodet nemikhay biyay?
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be yarou migan az inke hamsaret ro azizam khatab mikoni che ehsasi dari?
mige: ehsase gonah
migan chetor?
mige: akhe esmesh yadam nist
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2 ta kharabkar dashtan tou ye mashin bomb kar mizashtan
yekishoun goft age in bomb alan monfajer beshe chikar konim
doustesh goft: negaran nabash man yeki dige daram
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2ta tanbal deraz keshide boudand yekishoun khamyazeh mikeshe
oun yeki mige dadash ta dahanet baze oun akbare ma ro ham seda bezan
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yarou ba mashinesh dokhtar savar mikone
mamoura joloushouno migiran migan : kh**** shoma piyade sho
taraf mige : e! kh****e shomast , vazesh kharabe ha
Peydayeshe avalin eshgh.
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Adam : do you love me?
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Hava:akhe azizam mage chareye digei ham daram?!
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emruz salruze partabe avalin zane irani (anushe ansari) be fazast.
be omide ruzi ke akharin zane irani ra be faza partab konim . Anjoman
Mardane khun be jigar
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Mavadde lazem jahate tahyeye zan :
.Pusto ostokhan: 40kilu
.Lavazeme arayesh: 1man
.Eshve: 60litr
.Gher: 50dor dar daghighe
.Zaban: 14metr
.Aghl: Chos Mesghal’
doustesh behesh mige s**** sedat konam?
ghazanfar mige : na hamoun ghazanfar sedam koni behtare
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Tahghighate daneshmandan neshan midahad ke 1 gooze kar dorost bishtar az 10 ghrse X shadi Afarin ast
جوک(فارسی) (سری 5)