Ye ruz be yek marde migan cheshmet ghermeze
bad un mige e dard ham mikone
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Ye roz az ye haloo miporsan khunat kojast?
migeh tehran hamon dar zardeh
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yeki khabesh kheili sangin bud takhtsh mishkane
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Be pesare migan nazaret darbareye namzadi chie?
mige:mesle ine ke babat barat docharkhe bekhare nazare savar shi
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Donya 3 rokn dare:
1.aslan asheg nasho
2.age asheg shodi vase mashooght bemir
3.age mordi khak bar sare bi janbat konan
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midooni shabahate pesare mojarad ba mashin lebas shooee chie?
har do tookafan
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ye soal:gave hasan kachal ke na shir dareh na pestoon che joori shiresho bordan hendestoon?
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VOIGOOLANZJ : GALILE maho vadid mobarake, goshnegi sar shode bid mobarake, ramezoon tamoom varaft mobarake, eide FETR amade bid mobarake, (bagori barari).
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be ye motaad migan ba 45 o 46 o 48 o 47 jomle besaz ........ mige : chela panje mikeshi , chela shishe mishkani ,chela hashti na***** ,chela haf nemizani !!!!
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mamane be pesaresh mige midonam mohaye kh****eto keshidi sheyton golet zad pesare mige are vali on lagadi ke to shikamesh zadam ebtekare khodem bod
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shakhsi be hammam raft o bedoune in ke mouhasho khis kone beheshoun shampoo zad
azash porsidand chera in karo kardi?
goft:akhe rou shampoo neveshte shode boud baraye mouhaye khoshk
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ghazanfar o mibaran afrigh ye temsah behesh neshoun midan migan shoma tou keshvaretoun be in chi migid?
mige : ma ghalat bokonim be in chizi begim
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be ghazanfar migan azan begoo
mige az kojash begam
migan az avvalesh
mige : TIK TAK,TIK TAK
baraye sarfe jouei dar masraf bargh lotfan lampe safheye mobiletan ra khamoush konid
makhsousan kasani ke chand ta goushi darand ( ravabet omoumiye sherkat e bargh)
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2 nafar miran hotel;
avvali mire W.C. farangi dovvomi miyad kotakesh mizane
azash miporsan chera in karo kardi mige:
man do rouze daram az in cheshme aab mikhoram in oumade toush ride
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be sadeloh migan safar e haj chetor boud?
mige aali....
khiyabounash tamiz,borjash boland,mashina ham e akharin model....
ye jaye didani ham dasht ke kheyli sholough boud man naraftam
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daneshjoo gar aashegh shavad
bi parde mashrout mishavad
chizi shabih e aab havij
ba koofte makhloot mishavad
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ta hala deghat kardin hameye chizaye khoub khanoum hastand :
khorshid khanoum....
mahtab khanoum....
parvane khanoum....
amma hameye chizaye bad agha hastand :
agha dozde ...
agha gaveh....
agha gorge
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